I’m drowning in paper work.
I’m drowning in paper work.
Now, is that cooked in peanut oil? Because I have a peanut allergy.”
On this particular day, cats ruled and dogs drooled.
“First thing tomorrow we’ll get a firmer mattress.”
It became obvious that Arnold didn’t like change.
“There’s a much easier way to get to China. Please, let me book you a flight so we can all go home.”
“Hey Joneses! Look at us!”
Every time you hear a bell ring, it means that some angel’s just got a bike.
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“Time to put in our secret weapon- Mr. Boyardee.”