Meg Scanlon

Welcome to Scantown, USA!
I am Meg Scanlon, a writer, actor and improviser. Here is a sprinkle of what I have been up to . . .
I’m drowning in paper work.  

I’m drowning in paper work.  

Now, is that cooked in peanut oil?  Because I have a peanut allergy.”

Now, is that cooked in peanut oil?  Because I have a peanut allergy.”

On this particular day, cats ruled and dogs drooled.  

On this particular day, cats ruled and dogs drooled.  

“First thing tomorrow we’ll get a firmer mattress.” 

“First thing tomorrow we’ll get a firmer mattress.” 

It became obvious that Arnold didn’t like change.  

It became obvious that Arnold didn’t like change.  

“There’s a much easier way to get to China.  Please, let me book you a flight so we can all go home.”  

“There’s a much easier way to get to China.  Please, let me book you a flight so we can all go home.”  

“Hey Joneses!  Look at us!”  

“Hey Joneses!  Look at us!”  

Every time you hear a bell ring, it means that some angel’s just got a bike. 

Every time you hear a bell ring, it means that some angel’s just got a bike. 

She’s Also Big In Japan

She’s Also Big In Japan

“Time to put in our secret weapon- Mr. Boyardee.”

“Time to put in our secret weapon- Mr. Boyardee.”